{"id":195,"date":"2014-01-20T19:11:01","date_gmt":"2014-01-20T19:11:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eileegeorge.com\/yc-temp\/?p=195"},"modified":"2015-02-04T11:03:38","modified_gmt":"2015-02-04T18:03:38","slug":"quirky-qitties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eileegeorge.com\/yc-temp\/quirky-qitties\/","title":{"rendered":"Quirky Qitties \u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Yeti-the-Cat-Peekaboo-Temptation-by-Lin-Eilee-George\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: Out of solitary, eh?<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: [sulking<\/em>] Yeah.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: Got on the counter again?<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: Yes. <\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: Why don\u2019t you ever learn?<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: There are tasty things up there.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: Were there this time?<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: No.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: Was there last time?<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: No. They clean faster now.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: Guess why. Can you remember the last time you scored?<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: Not really.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: Why do you still do it?<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: I don\u2019t know.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: It\u2019s because you\u2019re a fool.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: I am not. I\u2019m resourceful.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: You\u2019re misguided.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: I\u2019m crafty.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: You\u2019re disobedient.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: I\u2019m creative.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: And then, because you know<\/i> you shouldn\u2019t do it, you get paranoid.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: I\u2019m cautious.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: You\u2019re jumpy.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: I\u2019m alert.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: You\u2019re neurotic.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: It\u2019s not that I\u2019m afraid to die; I just don\u2019t want to be there when it happens.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: So now you\u2019re quoting Woody Allen.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: Well at least I\u2019m not a snob.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: I\u2019m not a snob!<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: You\u2019re a snob.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: I\u2019m demure<\/i>.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: You\u2019re standoffish.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: I\u2019m aloof.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: You\u2019re a hermit.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: I\u2019m comfortable<\/i> with myself.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: You close people out.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: I like my privacy.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: You\u2019re Garbo.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: [leaving<\/em>] I vahnt to be alohne.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"Yeti-the-Cat-Channeling-Greta-Garbo-by-Lin-Eilee-George\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yeti: Out of solitary, eh? Boo: [sulking] Yeah. Yeti: Got on the counter again? Boo: Yes. Yeti: Why don\u2019t you ever learn? Boo: There are tasty things up there. Yeti: Were there this time? Boo: No. Yeti: Was there last time? Boo: No. They clean faster now. Yeti: Guess why. \u2026 Continue reading → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[23,20,30,29],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yeti-and-boo","tag-catspat","tag-kitties","tag-peekaboo","tag-yeti"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t