{"id":215,"date":"2014-01-28T22:15:33","date_gmt":"2014-01-28T22:15:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eileegeorge.com\/yc-temp\/?p=215"},"modified":"2015-02-04T11:02:59","modified_gmt":"2015-02-04T18:02:59","slug":"yeti-and-bood-like-some-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eileegeorge.com\/yc-temp\/yeti-and-bood-like-some-food\/","title":{"rendered":"Yeti and Boo’d Like Some Food \u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"

Boo<\/b>: What is this \u2018limit the cat food\u2019 kick they\u2019re on? This schedule is tedious.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: It\u2019s because you Hoover your food, and immediately turn it into a projectile.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: What\u2019s wrong with that?<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: For one, it\u2019s wasteful; second, you Hoover from my bowl too; third –<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: You snooze; you lose.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: You don\u2019t have to store it all in your fat for winter or something. They\u2019re not going to starve you.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: But..but…but we never know how long they\u2019ll be gone!<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: Have they ever been gone that<\/i> long? Have they ever starved you?<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: I don\u2019t know. I\u2019m starving now.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: You\u2019re delusional. You just<\/i> ate.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: But I\u2019m starving<\/i>!<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: You are not<\/i>.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/b>: Prove it! <\/p>\n

Yeti<\/b>: You\u2019re still complaining…proof enough.<\/p>\n

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Boo: What is this \u2018limit the cat food\u2019 kick they\u2019re on? This schedule is tedious. Yeti: It\u2019s because you Hoover your food, and immediately turn it into a projectile. Boo: What\u2019s wrong with that? Yeti: For one, it\u2019s wasteful; second, you Hoover from my bowl too; third – Boo: You \u2026 Continue reading → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,15],"tags":[23,20,30,29],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yeti","category-yeti-and-boo","tag-catspat","tag-kitties","tag-peekaboo","tag-yeti"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t