{"id":514,"date":"2014-10-28T14:46:53","date_gmt":"2014-10-28T20:46:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eileegeorge.com\/yc-temp\/?p=514"},"modified":"2015-02-04T10:53:30","modified_gmt":"2015-02-04T17:53:30","slug":"cats-eyes-part-2-yikes-yeti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eileegeorge.com\/yc-temp\/cats-eyes-part-2-yikes-yeti\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat’s Eyes (Part 2): Yikes, Yeti! \u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Blinking<\/a><\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Looks like it’s nearly time for Meowloween again. Mister brought home a heap of candy yesterday.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Hooray! [Licks chops<\/em>]<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Come on, you know better than that.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: I can dream. Wonder if it’ll even last until the freaky little humans come to the door; he usually has to get reinforcements. It seems to be the only thing that works to make them go away. I wish I<\/span><\/em> could get food for just hanging around by a door!<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: You’d never leave it. Luckily this only happens once a year. Frankly, I get a little creeped out by all the scary-looking kids beating on the door.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Well, you can just creep them out right back<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: As angelic as I<\/em> look? Surely you jest.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Ha, you don’t see yourself in the “light” I get to sometimes. And don’t call me Shirley.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: [Groaning<\/em>] That joke’s way older than Missus.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: [Glibly<\/em>] I appreciate the classics.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Still – I think your comment on my image shows that you’re delusional.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Hardly. I have documentation.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Oh really<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Yes. Like this:<\/p>\n

\"Yeti-the-Cat-Demon-Figment-Of-Imagination\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Oh my. That’s not Photoshopped is it?<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: You know I’m too lazy to set you up doing all that work. And there’s plenty more:<\/p>\n

\"Yeti-Demon-Kitty-Secret-Lair-Kill-U\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: [Wincing<\/em>] Oh…oh!<\/em> That’s even from when I was still little<\/em>. How often does this happen<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Enough to amuse Missus to put such goofy captions to them. Gotta love irony.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: [Pouts<\/em>] I don’t think it’s funny.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: I do!<\/p>\n

\"Yeti-Demon-Cat-U-Next\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Stop showing those things!<\/em> I look possessed. [Frowns<\/em>]<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Oh, come on, I do it too. Embrace the magic. It’s almost Meowloween.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Well…maybe I can<\/em> scare off those creepy kiddies, if I can work the light angle right.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: You’re better equipped with the red eye. Positively evil. It’s such great contrast against your normal appearance.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: [Nodding with a mischievous smirk<\/em>] They won’t know what hit ’em.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Atta girl. Now stop looking at me like that.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: I can’t help it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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