{"id":555,"date":"2014-12-24T21:27:10","date_gmt":"2014-12-25T04:27:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eileegeorge.com\/yc-temp\/?p=555"},"modified":"2015-02-04T10:50:42","modified_gmt":"2015-02-04T17:50:42","slug":"christmews-wrap-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eileegeorge.com\/yc-temp\/christmews-wrap-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmews Wrap \u2122(Part 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"XmasGiftKitties\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: [Looking up at Peekaboo<\/em>] Purrmow.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Meowow. [Hops off counter<\/em>]<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Miaoww mew mow.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Oh, for crying out loud, we’ve been speaking “people” so long that our own language sounds like blah blah blah<\/em> even to me anymore. No wonder<\/em> they can’t understand us.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: You’re just failing to appreciate the subtle nuances in our native tongue.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: I kinda like speaking “people”. It’s like we’re using a fun secret code.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: To hide our conversations from whom? I think you have that backward.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Whatever. I like our People world. It’s fun, and we don’t have to hunt.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Yes, you just swipe whatever’s in reach.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: I figure leftovers are left out for me. You know, like a Christmews gift.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: You’re going to regret some of the foods and beverages you procure someday.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Nah. There’s a new thing around this month. It’s called egg nog; it’s divine<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Yawn. People food…blecch.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Your loss – more for me. Stuff’s so good it makes me go stupid.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Really? How can you t- …um, never mind.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Huh? Oh. [Sticking out her tongue<\/em>]<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Why don’t you use that thing on some nog?<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Happy holidays, indeed.<\/p>\n

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Yeti: [Looking up at Peekaboo] Purrmow. Boo: Meowow. [Hops off counter] Yeti: Miaoww mew mow. Boo: Oh, for crying out loud, we’ve been speaking “people” so long that our own language sounds like blah blah blah even to me anymore. No wonder they can’t understand us. Yeti: You’re just failing \u2026 Continue reading → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[28,16,30,29],"class_list":["post-555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yeti-and-boo","tag-christmas","tag-holiday","tag-peekaboo","tag-yeti"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t