{"id":644,"date":"2015-05-07T13:51:12","date_gmt":"2015-05-07T19:51:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eileegeorge.com\/yc-temp\/?p=644"},"modified":"2015-05-07T13:55:57","modified_gmt":"2015-05-07T19:55:57","slug":"cats-in-captivity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eileegeorge.com\/yc-temp\/cats-in-captivity\/","title":{"rendered":"Cats in Captivity"},"content":{"rendered":"

Boo<\/strong>: Oh, my goodness! Finally! I thought Missus would never come back.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: I didn’t even realize she was leaving.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: You didn’t notice two weeks of packing before she left? I knew something was up. You practically slept through it all anyway.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Oh, you know sometimes she just rearranges stuff; I don’t make assumptions. However, I would<\/em> like to know why Mister didn’t go with her. They never cease making me nauseous with all their cuddling. It must have been hard for them to stop so long.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: At least when they do that with each other, they ignore you. Anyway, I heard he didn’t have some paper he needed.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Humans and their stupid papers! They make life so complicated.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: I’ll never understand why some papers are so important when they throw so much of it away. Well, we were all lost without her. So much time between meals….<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: I<\/em> was lost without the laptop. I couldn’t even post anything while she was gone.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: But I thought you<\/em> were magic<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Not without limitation!<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: OooOOooh.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: [Squinting<\/em>] What?<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: [Smugly<\/em>] Nothing.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Frankly I’m a little miffed. She didn’t consider taking us, and hasn’t even told us what she was doing in this “Israel” place. I want to know what’s so much more important than we are.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: You wanted to go??? Poor Mister acted like she went to the moon. I’m just as glad she didn’t take us – and doesn’t tell us. I wouldn’t want her<\/em> to know what we<\/em> were doing here<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: You<\/em> wouldn’t. And what’s this “we”? Keep me out of it.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: [Frowning<\/em>] I wonder if she was lonely without us….<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: She wasn’t alone; she went with MamaMister and some others.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: She’s the one who watches us when Mister and Missus go away! [Furrows her brow in thought, then shrugs<\/em>] I guess one of them has to stay home. Maybe it was Mister’s turn.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Then I guess Missus will have a turn sometime soon…meh.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: ‘Meh<\/em>‘? Aren’t you going to forgive her?<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: [Sighs<\/em>] I guess I already have…I just like making her grovel.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Isn’t that a tad bit vindictive?<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: I like to think of it as ‘poetic justice’.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: How’s that?<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: She’s always mauling me, then she leaves me alone, giving me what I want; she comes home and mauls me again and I snub her….<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: But that’s what you always<\/em> do!<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Oh…yeah.<\/p>\n

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