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\"YetiSaysCatChoo!\"<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Ah-choo! <\/em>Ah-ch-huh-huh-Huh-<\/em>AH-choooo! <\/em><\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Wow. Um, bless you. Have you finally become allergic to yourself?<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: [Shaking head<\/em>] Whew. I-I don’t think so. Although…the catmosphere is a bit thick in here.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: You’re not kidding. You ejected more fur into it with each sneizure<\/u>.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Perhaps I ought to let them vacuum me again.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Gosh you’re weird. But you are<\/em> the worst offender. Count me out!<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Wait a minute. [She catches Boo before she exits, and sniffs her.<\/em>]<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: Hey! What gives?<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Ah-choo! <\/em>Ah-yah-<\/em>AH-choooo! <\/em>Yeesh! I think I’m allergic to you<\/u><\/em>!<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: [Squirms uneasily<\/em>] Not really….<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: What is that awful musty smell on you?<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: I crawled behind the dryer. There, even the dust bunnies have dust bunnies.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: Mystery solved, then. Go bathe, and pitch your hairballs. Yuk.<\/p>\n

Boo<\/strong>: All right. [Starts bathing<\/em>] Ah-choo! <\/em>Yih-yeh-<\/em>AH-choooo! <\/em>Omigosh I’m allergic to myself.<\/p>\n

Yeti<\/strong>: [Smiles<\/em>] Poetic justice. It’s not always<\/em> my fault.<\/p>\n

\"YetiVacuum\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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